IM THE NEW OWNER OF THIS XANGA!

IT'S ME! KALANI!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

also as toxyka...

Xangas i like:
mine
1.KALAUN(because we call him that on occasion)
2.toxyka(because it's his AIM sn)
3.klumsyme13(because it's her AIM sn)
4.the_widget(because he taxed it from Andy)
5.mynameisGEORGE(because his name is fucking George)
6.talula_ann_69(because it has 69 in it and she taxed talula from my sweatshirt)
7.ardassac(because it's her name backwards which i pointed out for her)
8.qvn313(it's one of her many AIM sn's)
9.made_ja_look(because he pissed steve off with that saying)
10.iamgr(was on of his many AIM sn's)
11.STICK_IT_2_THE_MAN(because that's a cool saying)
12.amannamedTAYLOR(because his name is taylor)

...and that's all(if i forgot you and you have a valid reason why you have a good xanga name then tell me and i'll add you)

Xanga's i really hate:
1.Pink_in_my_sock(your name is Pink_in_my_sock...enough said)
2.Hold_the_onions(are you fucking kiding me?)
3.Peas_are_cool(no theyre not)
4.crackerpoopy(crackers don't poop)
5.Disintigration_of_my_heart(your heart is not disintigrating your fine)
6.JuJuBeE8o8( i fucking hate you julia)
7.sadpanda13(YOU'RE NOT A PANDA, YOU IDIOT!)

this never get's old admit it, even if your on this you know it's funny.

Yeah, that never get's old and neither does this following conversation i had with "Princess Nicket" well, at least that's what she says her name is on her xanga!!!one hundred eleven !!!!!exclamation point! X!!


MrShMeLLOwMn (1:50:55 AM): leave steve alone god hates you and so do i
Stiff Knickers (1:51:12 AM): haha hes not even man enough to talk to me
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:51:39 AM): nope you're mor man than he'll ever be
Stiff Knickers (1:51:54 AM): probably because hes a pussy
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:52:02 AM): no because you have a dick
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:52:05 AM): DUH!!!!
Stiff Knickers (1:52:11 AM): haha he dont have one
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:52:22 AM): no he does i have seen it
Stiff Knickers (1:52:28 AM): oh so he gays
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:52:30 AM): and it's very big and lovely
Stiff Knickers (1:52:30 AM): *hes gay
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:52:35 AM): no im gay
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:52:37 AM): he was sleeping
Stiff Knickers (1:52:40 AM): oh i see
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:52:45 AM): yes you do see
Stiff Knickers (1:52:50 AM): you should be partners
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:52:58 AM): no he can't stand my gayness
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:53:06 AM): and i can't stand your face
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:53:20 AM): so you see it ouwld never work out
Stiff Knickers (1:53:27 AM): exactly my point
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:53:41 AM): no that was kinda my point
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:53:47 AM): you freaing idiot
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:53:57 AM): i mean how complicated was it
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:54:04 AM): i mean i even broke it down for you
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:54:12 AM): and you still didn't get it
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:56:02 AM): can you not speak are you THAT stupid?
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:56:14 AM): i thought your IQ was atleast above that of a 2 year olds
Stiff Knickers (1:56:25 AM): No I just have more important things to do
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:56:27 AM): i have a 2 year old cousin he can speak
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:56:33 AM): like your mom?
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:56:42 AM): it's 2 o'clock what is there to do?
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:56:52 AM): besides your dog of course.
Stiff Knickers (1:56:56 AM): talk to my friend about my new boyfriend
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:57:07 AM): so your gay?
Stiff Knickers (1:57:17 AM): A little
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:57:18 AM): now I'M confused
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:57:59 AM): well you have a boyfriend and your a dude to me that 100% ADA certified FAGALICIOUS GAY HOMO TYPE SEX!!!!!!
Stiff Knickers (1:58:35 AM): i guess but in the end steve will still have no friends
MrShMeLLOwMn (1:58:54 AM): im steve's friend so in the end he'll have one friend
Stiff Knickers (1:59:17 AM): thats a sucky friend
MrShMeLLOwMn (2:00:13 AM): i guess you do have the intelligence of a 2 year old if you said "sucky"
MrShMeLLOwMn (2:00:42 AM): my 2 year old cousin, whom i mentioned earlier, has a better vocabulary than that
MrShMeLLOwMn (2:00:54 AM): wait, dont respond let me guess
MrShMeLLOwMn (2:01:07 AM): YOU must be in the "SPECIAL" classes
MrShMeLLOwMn (2:01:41 AM): it must have been that beating with the ugly stick when you were a child
Stiff Knickers (2:01:45 AM): no actually im in the honors classes
MrShMeLLOwMn (2:01:47 AM): that made you turn out this way
MrShMeLLOwMn (2:02:02 AM): im in honors too
MrShMeLLOwMn (2:02:16 AM): but you know what
Stiff Knickers (2:02:18 AM): Cool.
MrShMeLLOwMn (2:02:20 AM): im better than you
MrShMeLLOwMn (2:02:29 AM): because your fat
MrShMeLLOwMn (2:02:34 AM): like your face
MrShMeLLOwMn (2:03:51 AM): God must really hate you
MrShMeLLOwMn (2:06:21 AM): hello... you there
Stiff Knickers (2:06:27 AM): not really
MrShMeLLOwMn (2:06:39 AM): well, either your there or not
MrShMeLLOwMn (2:06:42 AM): which is it
MrShMeLLOwMn (2:06:48 AM): you can't kinda be somewhere
Stiff Knickers (2:06:49 AM): im not here
MrShMeLLOwMn (2:06:56 AM): you can almost be here
MrShMeLLOwMn (2:07:06 AM): then how did you type?
Stiff Knickers (2:07:22 AM): im not




thosandteardrops (12:54:30 AM): sure well then ur grammar and punctuation sucks see you later

Kara just typed that to me on AIM.  Can you see what's wrong with it?

Well, ill tell you what's wrong now.  The " UR!" there she was trying to spell your, but I think she had a stroke while typing it and messed up, and in her AIM sn notice the lack of "U" in the word thousand. To add to the cake thousandteardrops is bad english as well, it should be ThousandsOfTearDrops or AThousandTearDrops.  ALSO SHE SHOULD KNOW ALL ABOUT SUCKING, NOW SHOULDN'T SHE?!!!exclamation point111111one one!!! one hundred eleven

i got some what of a new layout how do you all like it?

i think that only kalau and steve know who my little dude is in that top left corner area of my xanga is.

okay i think you all get it now.

see yaZ